Rules

Just in case you come visit, a few rules recently enforced around this house:

1. No peeing on the bathroom rug.

2. Toothbrushes are not allowed to touch toilets.

3. No cards in the oven.

4. Please do not bounce on the dogs.

5. While you MAY put a necklace on the dog, you MAY NOT whack the dog with said necklace.

Here's a photo of the culprit in action-